She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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