so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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