You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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