He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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