about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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