everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
That accounts for only three of the penises
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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