Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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