But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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