sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Drunk is not a location!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
