I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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