seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
