theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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