He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
