Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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