Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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