You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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