walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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