He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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