She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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