Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
