i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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