How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
His nipple licking is glorious
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