It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
that is very illegal...i love you.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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