I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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