I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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