You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I checked into jail on foursquare
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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