In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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