She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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