you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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