At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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