i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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