i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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