Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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