I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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