Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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