Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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