Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Actions speak louder than pants.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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