Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
