I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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