Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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