also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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