Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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