Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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