I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Sext me about skeletons
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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