i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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