o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
