I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
