; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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