Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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