My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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