Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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