it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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