i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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