Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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