I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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