after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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