Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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