After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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